mansaf

Description

This is a recipe for mansaf I pulled off the internet.

Full disclosure: I have never tried this recipe in my life.

It may turn out great but honestly nothing can beat my grandmother's mansaf, the recipe for which I won't share because it's very special and closely guarded. Sorry to disappoint you guys. Love you, grandma!

Ingredients

• Rice
• Red meat
• Smelly yogurt rock
• Shrek bread
• Almond

Steps

1. Prepare the pot
2. Prepare the rice
3. Prepare the loud, hungry guests
4. Thank Shrek for his bread
5. Transform the smelly yogurt rock into smelly yogurt sauce
6. DON'T AFRAID OF SMELLY YOGURM IT'S GOOD TASTE
7. Cook it all, chump
8. Plate the food
9. Throw every plate and utensil in the house straight into the trash. Tradition dictates everyone eat this with hands from a single communal vessel
10. Fall asleep because you ate too much